protoben:

found this gem

theweirdwideweb:

egberts:

the-real-skye:

iamcharlesxavier:

So me and my friends were out playing pokemon go and we had to literally stop the car and turn around because we may have found the fanciest McDonald’s I’ve ever seen in my life

A MANSION

And the inside is actually beautiful??????

Like there were live plants and I felt like I was walking into an upscale hotel??

It also had a second fancy entrance???

Not only that but there was like a secret upstairs that’s apparently open usually, but it was too late for us to go up too (I’m deffo gonna go back and check that out because come on)

Like what is she hiding 

But yeah I think I found either the most cursed or fanciest McDonalds in America

Also!

It was a pokestop!

This is a rare example of when zoning is a good thing, because it forces the generic McDonalds to look like surrounding architecture

I cannot believe op didn’t call it a McMansion

swooood-dooooood:

lemonsparklingwater:

charliesghoul:

it’s oingo or be boingo’d on this bitch of an earth

todropscience:

bumblebeebats:

College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck

College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation

this is so real that scares me

batmanisagatewaydrug:

truly impressive how d&d persuades so many people to willingly participate in both math AND improv, two things that most of the population goes out of their way to avoid

the-best-of-funny:

i-peed-so-hard-i-laughed:

me: i have some tea

my very straight male friend: what?? what’s tea?

me: oh! *explains what Tea means*

my very straight male friend: oh ok!

*2 days later*

my very straight male friend: carly i have some tea

me: oh my GOD!!!

domaincontroller:

qsy-complains-a-lot:

historyarchaeologyartefacts:

Sir Hiram Maxim’s “Pipe of Peace”, London, England, 1909-1910[1536x1022[

Is that a crack pipe ? Made by the guy that invented machine guns ?

how do you think he made them

rolanslide:

the-transfeminine-mystique:

throwback to my ladies 500 years ago who knew how to fuckin party

tealesbian:

churchnotmadewithhands:

tealesbian:

taking off my bra, puting on a big t-shirt, and crawling into bed at the end of the day is very sexy of me if I do say so myself 

me but at 2 in the afternoon after like running one errand

ok same

grugz:

captainhello:

are there actually people who don’t have any stuffed animals? like real people who decided once they hit middle school or something that they needed to sell all their cuddly friends because adorable plush puppies and bears are for children only? where are they? are they ok? do they need someone to talk to

yea me lol , I swapped them out for Dumbbells at age 11 . theres a reason why u nerds are so scrawny and fragile , and im one of the biggest muscle guys in Oceania