uncle phil does not play
Word to Uncle Phil
selfies make me happy
Party like a Time Lord
Dress like a consulting detective
Eat like an Angel of the Lord
And own my life like Robert Downey Jr
Becky: heather, I can’t believe you would do this to me! he’s my ex
Heather: I love him Becky! you’re just jealous
Becky: *Tackles heather*
*****falls down stairs****
Heather & Becky: *Starts laughing while laying on the bottom step*
Heather: what are we doing? it used to never be like this?
Becky: we would never let a guy get to us like this… I promise never to change again.
Heather: *sticks out pinky*
Dating shows in the 80s:
Dating shows now:
when your next victim finally comes into the stall
This is fucked up. I’m crying.
aw no, dont cry. come sit down lets talk about it
okay so if harry potter was born in 1980, and went to hogwarts in like 91, that means he was in his sixth year in 1996
do you think he knew about the spice girls? i mean.. i know he had shit going on with horcruxes that year but wannabe isn’t something that happens without you taking note of it
Making fun of your internet friends like
i found this on my computer. WHEN IN THE LIVING FUCK DID I MAKE THIS?!