im not on tumblr.com to make friends

imfake2:

this is strictly business

tagged: +q 

lolsomeone-actually:

gramercyk35:

No one ever said EMTs were mature

Oh my

oknope:

my morning doesn’t start with coffee. 
my morning starts with i’m hungry





she-wants-the-doitsu:

indianapopovich:

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I THOUGHT I WAS PREPARED FOR THAT BUT I WAS WRONG

humorking:

beyonce could be taking a shit right now 

seaworlcl:

when the tumblr audio player actually works

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ashtonbangme:

tall boys with messy hair and great cheekbones will break your heart never trust them ok

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

timeswontchange:

This plate is the only thing which is allowed to tell me how to live my life..

relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

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oh… yeah that one haha

aduhm:

he fuck that goat

aduhm:

he fuck that goat