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lmaoalien:

waiter: hi what would you like to drink?
me: coke please
waiter: sorry we only have meth is that fine?

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People: What's your hobby?
Me: Scrolling through tumblr dashboard.
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methhomework:

cyberho:

Steal her style: Leslie Knope after severe fall into Sullivan Street pit 

Ann Taylor Grey skirt suit  ( $220 )

vivienne Westwood Ladies Orange red bow blouse  ( $159.99 ) 

Steve Madden Wynston Black pumps ( $89.95 ) ( that’s the price for a pair but the look as seen on the picture above requires only 1 shoe so it’ll actually be $44,97 )

PLEASE STOP THESE

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myanacondawaswayup:

*leans over to guy in urinal next to me*

what’s better than this, guys being dudes

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if someone ever falls in love with me i will literally die of shock

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interquast:

steal her look: carla shaw

DOLCE & GABBANA tweed tank top $695

Saint Laurent leather coat $5,690

Givenchy wide leather belt $785

Maison Martin Margiela Line 10 Slacks $670

DOLCE & GABBANA classic derby shoes $610

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femmadilemma:

printing this

femmadilemma:

printing this

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k1mkardashian:

whenever a friend tells me another friend’s business i be like “omg tell me everything!! details!!” cuz i’m nosy but in my mind i be like “hmmm okay i can’t trust this hoe….”

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missrobichaux:

steal her style: honey you’ve got a big storm coming lady

Matte Black Limited Edition Rolex ($22,500)
Christian Louboutin Rosel Suede Square ($495)
LOVE Black Zip Front Floral Skater Dress ($25.37)

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